Need Baptizing? Heather Mills Does That

Posted on: April 12th, 2008 by: Missy

You’re in luck if you know Heather Mills and are in need of baptizing. The show stealer made sure all eyes were on her at the divorce trial with her estranged ex husband Paul McCartney. After sucking the life out of the courtroom and $50 million dollars our of McCartney’s pocket, Mills made damn sure to make a circus out of the affair.

Paul’s lawyer Fiona Shackleton was in for quite a surprise when the two “ladies” were going back and forth with their war of words. Mills wound up and dumped a pitcher of water on her head. Looking at the picture below…. it does seem to have done Fiona a bit of good. She’s gone from dour to giddy. When Mills was questioned about the dousing she had this to say:

“Mrs. Shackleton said something under her breath so I cleansed and baptized her. I thought she looked fantastic…it did her a world of good, I have no regrets.”

Now Heather is taking on a new rant. She wants the world to know that her ex has three girlfriends going at the same time. Sigh….