This has got to be one of the dumbest things we’ve heard today (it’s early yet). Alana Stewart and Christine Peters got into a cat fight at the late legendary producer Guy McElwaine’s funeral reception. Smooth.

We are going to shorten up this long mama drama as much a possible. Christine and John Peters have accused Alana and Rod Stewart’s son Sean Stewart of stealing their Cadillac Escalade last month. In all liklihood, Caleigh, the Peters’ daughter, gave Shawn permission to take the wheels for a spin.

While paying her last respects to the late producer, Alana was confronted by Christine and taking the mature route, Stewart said:

We can resolve this nicely, I am nice and forgiving, but you need to stop going around town calling my son trash.”

And Christine said:

You need to tell him to get out of my daughter’s life.”

Alana replied:

Maybe you should tell your daughter that. She’s 19 years old - stop trying to control her and let her sort it out.”

The Peters’ are going to great lengths to try and keep their daughter away from the troublemaker and have even sent Caleigh off to rehab. Too much drama for us. We apologize for the ‘he said - she said’ dialogue but it had to be shared. If you want to read the full story check it out here.

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