Have you seen the Eva Longoria sex tape yet? If you were hoping that Longoria would be a wildcat in the sack in her highly anticipated sex tape debut, you are going to be highly disappointed.

This sex tape is Longoria’s feeble attempt to put herself back in the public eye. She fizzles sorely.

The tape, dated Feb 3, 2004, was obviously made much later, after Longoria began dating basketball player Tony Parker. It is a spoof of the One Night in Paris sex tape. We are not amused.

The rumor was that the sex tape was Eva Longoria and hubby Tony Parker. If THAT tape is out there somewhere. Bring it on.

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